Archives: Betty & Bob

Bob meets Betty, the Princess Frog

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Bob meets Betty, the Princess Frog | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

A Bob crossed a road one day and spied a frog sitting at the edge of a pond near the opposite side of the road. The frog said, “Hello, my name is Betty. If you kiss me, I will magically change into a beautiful princess and be forever grateful.” Bob leaned over and gently scooped • Read More »

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Betty Reads the Exorcist

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Betty Reads the Exorcist | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Betty picked up a copy of the Exorcist at the book store. After reading the book she declared “Bob, This is the most evil book I have ever read.” Betty was so upset in fact, she instructed Bob to build a barbecue pit in which to incinerate the evil, hideous thing. Betty instructed Bob to • Read More »

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Betty and Bob Factory Workers

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Betty and Bob Factory Workers | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Betty says to Bob: “I bet can make the boss give me the day off.” Bob: “You know the boss won’t let you off, it’s rush time.” Betty: “I have a fool proof plan, you just wait and see.” Betty then leaped up to a cross beam and hung upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes • Read More »

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The Macaroni Factory

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on The Macaroni Factory | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Bill, a traveling stranger walked along a busy street in downtown Sacramento in search of the Macaroni Factory. He spied Betty, a local resident who was out for a walk. Bill approached Betty and asked, “Excuse me ma’am, I’m lost. Can you direct me to the Macaroni Factory? Betty made a puzzled look and replied, • Read More »

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Betty, Bob and the Old Trading Post Indian

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Betty, Bob and the Old Trading Post Indian | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Betty, Bob and the Old Trading Post Indian Newlywed couple Betty & Bob took their honeymoon to the back roads of America. They happened upon an Indian Trading Post. An old Indian man sat in a chair on the porch in front of a big sign that read ”Ask me a question. I remember everything • Read More »

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Betty Goes to the Doctor

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Betty Goes to the Doctor | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Betty was having pain so she went to the doctor. “Doctor, I just hurt all over”. The doc says “Can you show me just exactly what hurts?” Betty held up her arm and touched her elbow with her finger. “It hurts here” and then she touched her shoulder, “and here too, it really hurts here.” • Read More »

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Betty on a Business Trip

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Betty on a Business Trip | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Betty walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. Betty explained that she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer requests some kind of collateral for the loan, so Betty hands over the keys to her brand new 12 million • Read More »

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Betty’s Broken Windows

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Betty’s Broken Windows | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Bob had just arrived to the office when he received a panicky phone text from Betty. “Bob, windows frozen, won’t open!” Bob immediately texted in response, “Betty, just pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap the edges with a hammer.” 10 minutes pass when Bob received a new text from Betty. “Bob, computer • Read More »

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Betty Bakes Chocolate Chip Cookies

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Betty Bakes Chocolate Chip Cookies | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Bob, an elderly man lay in his bed, in death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite treat, chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairway to his bedroom. Bob gathered up his strength, lifted himself from the bed and slowly made his way out of the bedroom to the top of the stairs. • Read More »

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Betty and Bob & The Helicoptor Ride

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Betty and Bob & The Helicoptor Ride | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Without fail, every year Bob and Betty went to the State Fair. Also without fail Bob would plead with Betty to take the romantic helicopter ride over the lake. Betty’s response each time was, I know you want us to ride the helecopter but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty • Read More »

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