Archives: Betty & Bob

Train Engineer Bob

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Bob. the train engineer loved his job. Driving trains had been his life long dream since childhood. Bob loved to make his train go fast so ultimately, one day he got reckless and caused a crash which killed a person and caused immense property damage. Needless to say, he went to court over the train • Read More »

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Bob and Neighborhood Bullies

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Every day Bobby was teased by neighborhood bullies. Their favorite joke was to offer Bobby a choice between one dime or one nickle. Bobby always chose the nickle and the bullies would laugh hysterically, call Bobby a dummy, then ride off on their bicycles. One day Betty witnessed the cruel teasing. She took Bobby aside • Read More »

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The Duck and Bartender Bob

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

A duck walks into a bar and asks bartender Bob, “Got any grapes?” Bartender Bob, confused, tells the duck, “This is a bar. We serve booze to humans. Get the heck out of here.” The duck thanks him and waddles out the door. The next day, the duck returns, jumps on the barstool and asks, • Read More »

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Einstein and Bob

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

One day, while Bob was driving his taxi, he was surprised to see Einstein jump into his cab and announce that he is to speak at an important science conference located downtown. On the way there, Einstein remarks “Say, I notice that you look a lot like me.” Bob looks at himself in his rear • Read More »

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Bob and the Big Parrot

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Bob spied a big green parrot in a pet shop window under a big sign that said “A Great Talker!” Bob walked in the shop and asked the merchant “How much for the talking bird? “Well,” replied the merchant, “Since he’s such a good talker, I can’t let him go for less than $100.” “Hmm,” • Read More »

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Bob Meets Capt’n Black Peg

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Pirate Day Joke: Bob decides to quit his job and join a pirate’s crew aboard the Black Star. Ships captain, Capt’n Black Peg, was a fearsome-looking pirate who sported a peg leg, one hooked hand and raggedy black eye patch. After a few days on the ship, Bob approached Capt’n Black Peg, “Captain,” he asks, • Read More »

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Bob, the Biker and the Gorgeous Babe

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

A biker gang was riding along the highway when they saw a beautiful young woman about to jump off a high bridge overlooking a rushing river far below. Bob,a big gruff-looking greasy guy, the leader of the gang, got off his chopper and sauntered up to the girl. “Hey doll,” says Bob, “what are you • Read More »

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About Betty and Bob Jokes

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Meet the Folks.

Meet our Mom and Dad: Betty and Bob Bob was a handsome, talented genius with a great sense of humor, fantastic bass voice, actor of sorts who dreamed of becoming a music teacher…and then life happened and things changed.  Betty was a hottie, smart as a whip, a take-charge kind of girl who snagged onto • Read More »

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Bob and Betty Old Friends

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Bob and Betty, two life long friends, now in their 80’s, met once a week to play cards and discuss life and everything.  One day during a game of gin rummy, Betty says, “I’m sorry, I know we’ve been friends for many years, but my memory fades.  For the life of me, I can’t remember • Read More »

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Bob and Betty and the Parking Cop

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Betty and Bob, an elderly couple walked out of a restaurant where they had enjoyed a healthy breakfast. Right outside the restaurant door, they spied a Parking control officer in the midst of writing out a parking ticket. The couple approached the officer. Bob said with indignance, “Hey can’t you give a senior citizen a • Read More »

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