Archives: Jokes 4 Meetings

Are we there yet?

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Are we there yet? | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” • Read More »

Nothing But the Best for Yam

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Nothing But the Best for Yam | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam’. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, • Read More »

Speaking of Which…

March 18, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Speaking of Which… | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

Basketball: The sport of choice for Urbanites. Bowling: The sport of choice for Blue Collar folk. Football: The sport of choice for meat-heads and those with no necks… Baseball: The sport of choice for lower management. Tennis: The sport of choice for middle management. Golf: The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers. And, • Read More »

Uncle Josh Secret To Longevity

March 18, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Uncle Josh Secret To Longevity | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

Uncle Josh lifed to a ripe old age of 97. My favorite uncle.  He was a rough and tumble sort of guy. Hunter,fisherman all around outdoormans. I asked him once what did he attribute to his long lifespan. “How did you do it unk?” He responded, “When I was 12 years old, my father took • Read More »

One-Liners on Aging

March 18, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on One-Liners on Aging | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

Q: How can you speed up the heart rate of your elderly spouse? A: Tell him you’re pregnant. Q: How can you avoid getting wrinkles? A: Remove your eye glasses. Q: Females: How to rid yourself of crow’s feet and face wrinkles? A: Go bra less, the weight will stretch those wrinkles right out. Q: • Read More »

Four Expectant Fathers

May 1, 2020 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Four Expectant Fathers | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

Four expectant Fathers are gathered in the waiting room of the hospital. A nurse goes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations! You have twins.” “That’s amazing,” he responds “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A few minutes later the nurse emerges and tells the second man, “Congratulations! You have triplets!” “What a coincidence,” • Read More »

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