Archives: Jokes

Mr. Magnificence Master Prestidigitator

May 7, 2021 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Jokes.

A luxury cruise ship was traveling through icy, cold Northern waters when suddenly the rudder stopped and the ship lost all steering. The captain realized they were in direct trajectory of a huge iceberg about half-a-mile ahead and the ship was in trouble. He ordered the Exec Officer to get tonight’s Magic act on stage • Read More »

Cursed is the Leader…

April 30, 2021 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Jokes.

In the great desert lived a tribe of nomads. These nomads believed that a man’s strength and courage came from his beard. Bennie, tribal leader wore a magnificent beard and enjoyed his command over his people for many years. However, after so many years of leading the the tribe in the hot and dusty desert • Read More »

And Speaking of Jokes for Meetings…

April 30, 2021 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Jokes.

Some of these jokes I have found on the Internet and re-wrote to suit my taste. Others are jokes and funny stories I have written.  More jokes to come… Make it personal. Don’t limit yourself to pre-written jokes from the internet, books or old magazines.  Think of humorous incidents that you’ve seen, heard or happened • Read More »

Philosophical Funnies

April 30, 2021 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Jokes.

Philosophical Funnies Socrates, Plato and Aristotle walked into a bar. Socrates asked the bartender, “Will you tell us of your meager life as a servant? Bartender answers “It’s hard work, but I can laugh out loud, with gusto and never worry about consideration.” Plato said, “Thank you for your service.” Aristotle expressed surprised. God and • Read More »

Purpose of the Joke Master

April 16, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Purpose of the Joke Master | Filed in: Jokes.

What is the purpose of the Joke Master? Officially: The Joke Master role gives members the opportunity to warm up the meeting with humor The JM explains to visitors and guests what a joke-master does Crafts jokes to coincide with the meeting Theme “Mindset” Experience how and when to insert humor into meetings Tell a • Read More »

Are we there yet?

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Are we there yet? | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” • Read More »

Nothing But the Best for Yam

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Nothing But the Best for Yam | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam’. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, • Read More »

Brown, Black and Grizzly Bears

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Brown, Black and Grizzly Bears | Filed in: Jokes.

The Difference between Brown & Black bears & Grizzlies A forest park ranger holds a training session for travelers and campers how to spot and avoid wild bears as they trek across the hinterlands. “Brown bears are usually harmless.” the ranger assures. Black and brown bears avoid contact with humans.  They are shy and react • Read More »

Jokes: Favorite One Liners

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Jokes: Favorite One Liners | Filed in: Jokes.

These days it takes a good surprise ending to get our outside laughter going. This is one recent lol.   A skeleton walks into a bar… The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.” Rude pancakes A mother asks her two young sons what they want for breakfast. • Read More »

Bell Ringer Wanted

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Bell Ringer Wanted | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Pastor Bob needed to find a new bell ringer so he placed a classified ad. Soon a slightly built, young man showed up and asked for the job. Pastor Bob looked him over skeptically, and said, “Son, The rope alone to the bell weighs much more than you, I think you are not big or • Read More »