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The Faces of Chaos, Growth and Control

April 17, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on The Faces of Chaos, Growth and Control | Filed in: Theory Of Pat.

Chaos, the Dragon invader of dreams and megalomaniac tester of limits. Why a dragon? Our Chinese Zodiac symbol is the Gold Tiger – a Triple Tiger – with a Fire Tiger Mother and Fire Tiger Great Grandmother. Only a Dragon of Chaos could possess enough ferocity and strength to take on the demands of a • Read More »

Purpose of the Joke Master

April 16, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Purpose of the Joke Master | Filed in: Jokes.

What is the purpose of the Joke Master? Officially: The Joke Master role gives members the opportunity to warm up the meeting with humor The JM explains to visitors and guests what a joke-master does Crafts jokes to coincide with the meeting Theme “Mindset” Experience how and when to insert humor into meetings Tell a • Read More »

Freedom of Conscience is Important

April 10, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Freedom of Conscience is Important | Filed in: Discussion.

“Religious freedom prevents the cultural majority from using the power of the state to impose their beliefs on others. This protects everyone—religious and nonreligious alike—from the government becoming so powerful that it can tell people what to think and how to act. Conscience is the individual’s most sacred right.” Freedom of conscience

For $2,000 Alec: How the Heck is anyone Supposed to Know That Anyway?

March 23, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on For $2,000 Alec: How the Heck is anyone Supposed to Know That Anyway? | Filed in: Posts & Pontifications.

Why Old People are Not Allowed on TV Game Shows “It is up to you to define.” says Growth to Chaos. Who, other than Chaos could seek and examine with unfettered curiosity to gather the information necessary for Control and Growth to ultimately determine at what age(s) ages start aging and when aging or end • Read More »

Which Gun is Scarier?

March 23, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Which Gun is Scarier? | Filed in: Discussion.

We just brought into our life an electric staple gun. A gift….but why? We rarely have an opportunity these days to staple two pieces of paper together so Growth and Chaos are off pondering the potential uses for an electric staple gun that do not include stapling pieces of paper together. Which is scarier? A • Read More »

Dotterer-In-Chief – The ego is strong with this one.

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Dotterer-In-Chief – The ego is strong with this one. | Filed in: Discussion.

Should you think us unkind for displaying the feeble attempts of a person far past his physical and mental capability trying to appear as a 40 year old.  Go ahead. The Democrat Party abused his deteriorating condition ten seconds after the body hits the floor, knowing full well their intent to slip in a horrendous • Read More »

Are we there yet?

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Are we there yet? | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” • Read More »

Nothing But the Best for Yam

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Nothing But the Best for Yam | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam’. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, • Read More »

Brown, Black and Grizzly Bears

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Brown, Black and Grizzly Bears | Filed in: Jokes.

The Difference between Brown & Black bears & Grizzlies A forest park ranger holds a training session for travelers and campers how to spot and avoid wild bears as they trek across the hinterlands. “Brown bears are usually harmless.” the ranger assures. Black and brown bears avoid contact with humans.  They are shy and react • Read More »

Jokes: Favorite One Liners

March 19, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Jokes: Favorite One Liners | Filed in: Jokes.

These days it takes a good surprise ending to get our outside laughter going. This is one recent lol.   A skeleton walks into a bar… The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.” Rude pancakes A mother asks her two young sons what they want for breakfast. • Read More »