Hocus-Pocus Jokus Halloween Jokes What could be more fun on Halloween night than to tell funny, punny jokes to torment all those terrified strangers and neighbors who give out candy and treats to visiting witches, warlocks and werewolves. Ok, I can think of at least several things, but these are good, clean and harmless jokes • Read More »
Philosophical Funnies Socrates, Plato and Aristotle walked into a bar. Socrates asked the bartender, “Will you tell us of your meager life as a servant? Bartender answers “It’s hard work, but I can laugh out loud, with gusto and never worry about consideration.” Plato said, “Thank you for your service.” Aristotle expressed surprised. God and • Read More »
You never know when or where the funny bone will strike, so keep your notebook close and pen handy. This joke occurred to me while watching Rise of the Robots on Netflix. notice the effect of the 3-part speech or triangle applies to all types of story, speech, story, tale any topic, especially a good joke. • Read More »
U.S. Senator Tim Scott proclaimed “America is not a racist country” and the Left-wing went absolutely wild. This morning I listened to a white, Progressive New Yorker female actress/opinion pundit explain to Tim Scott, an African descent American, how sadly mistaken his experiences on racism in America have been. Oh we do so look forward • Read More »
Motherly Love is a specific kind of altruistic love, an emotion traditionally assigned only to Mothers. Humans never outgrow the need for a Mother’s love. A child should never feel as if they need to earn a mother’s love…but…Mother’s unconditional love is not an instinctive thing. In fact, it’s a 50/50 crap shoot whether we • Read More »
We proudly announce we are 100% vaccinated. We now have 94% immunization from a virus we have a 99% chance of surviving… if we are among the unlucky 1% of the population who contracts the Covid 19 Virus. Hooray we may now feel free to re-mask up and walk around the building. WTF? Cooties anyone? • Read More »
Chaos, the Dragon invader of dreams and megalomaniac tester of limits. Why a dragon? Our Chinese Zodiac symbol is the Gold Tiger – a Triple Tiger – with a Fire Tiger Mother and Fire Tiger Great Grandmother. Only a Dragon of Chaos could possess enough ferocity and strength to take on the demands of a • Read More »
What is the purpose of the Joke Master? Officially: The Joke Master role gives members the opportunity to warm up the meeting with humor The JM explains to visitors and guests what a joke-master does Crafts jokes to coincide with the meeting Theme “Mindset” Experience how and when to insert humor into meetings Tell a • Read More »
“Religious freedom prevents the cultural majority from using the power of the state to impose their beliefs on others. This protects everyone—religious and nonreligious alike—from the government becoming so powerful that it can tell people what to think and how to act. Conscience is the individual’s most sacred right.” Freedom of conscience
Why Old People are Not Allowed on TV Game Shows “It is up to you to define.” says Growth to Chaos. Who, other than Chaos could seek and examine with unfettered curiosity to gather the information necessary for Control and Growth to ultimately determine at what age(s) ages start aging and when aging or end • Read More »