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Bob and the Big Parrot

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Bob spied a big green parrot in a pet shop window under a big sign that said “A Great Talker!” Bob walked in the shop and asked the merchant “How much for the talking bird? “Well,” replied the merchant, “Since he’s such a good talker, I can’t let him go for less than $100.” “Hmm,” • Read More »

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Bob Meets Capt’n Black Peg

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Pirate Day Joke: Bob decides to quit his job and join a pirate’s crew aboard the Black Star. Ships captain, Capt’n Black Peg, was a fearsome-looking pirate who sported a peg leg, one hooked hand and raggedy black eye patch. After a few days on the ship, Bob approached Capt’n Black Peg, “Captain,” he asks, • Read More »

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Bob, the Biker and the Gorgeous Babe

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

A biker gang was riding along the highway when they saw a beautiful young woman about to jump off a high bridge overlooking a rushing river far below. Bob,a big gruff-looking greasy guy, the leader of the gang, got off his chopper and sauntered up to the girl. “Hey doll,” says Bob, “what are you • Read More »

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About Betty and Bob Jokes

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Meet the Folks.

Meet our Mom and Dad: Betty and Bob Bob was a handsome, talented genius with a great sense of humor, fantastic bass voice, actor of sorts who dreamed of becoming a music teacher…and then life happened and things changed.  Betty was a hottie, smart as a whip, a take-charge kind of girl who snagged onto • Read More »

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Bob and Betty Old Friends

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Bob and Betty, two life long friends, now in their 80’s, met once a week to play cards and discuss life and everything.  One day during a game of gin rummy, Betty says, “I’m sorry, I know we’ve been friends for many years, but my memory fades.  For the life of me, I can’t remember • Read More »

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Bob and Betty and the Parking Cop

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Betty and Bob, an elderly couple walked out of a restaurant where they had enjoyed a healthy breakfast. Right outside the restaurant door, they spied a Parking control officer in the midst of writing out a parking ticket. The couple approached the officer. Bob said with indignance, “Hey can’t you give a senior citizen a • Read More »

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Bob meets Betty, the Princess Frog

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

A Bob crossed a road one day and spied a frog sitting at the edge of a pond near the opposite side of the road. The frog said, “Hello, my name is Betty. If you kiss me, I will magically change into a beautiful princess and be forever grateful.” Bob leaned over and gently scooped • Read More »

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Betty Reads the Exorcist

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Betty picked up a copy of the Exorcist at the book store. After reading the book she declared “Bob, This is the most evil book I have ever read.” Betty was so upset in fact, she instructed Bob to build a barbecue pit in which to incinerate the evil, hideous thing. Betty instructed Bob to • Read More »

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Betty and Bob Factory Workers

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Betty says to Bob: “I bet can make the boss give me the day off.” Bob: “You know the boss won’t let you off, it’s rush time.” Betty: “I have a fool proof plan, you just wait and see.” Betty then leaped up to a cross beam and hung upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes • Read More »

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The Macaroni Factory

September 22, 2020 | By pkelley | No Comments | Filed in: Betty & Bob.

Bill, a traveling stranger walked along a busy street in downtown Sacramento in search of the Macaroni Factory. He spied Betty, a local resident who was out for a walk. Bill approached Betty and asked, “Excuse me ma’am, I’m lost. Can you direct me to the Macaroni Factory? Betty made a puzzled look and replied, • Read More »

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