Chaos, the Dragon invader of dreams and megalomaniac tester of limits. Why a dragon? Our Chinese Zodiac symbol is the Gold Tiger – a Triple Tiger – with a Fire Tiger Mother and Fire Tiger Great Grandmother. Only a Dragon of Chaos could possess enough ferocity and strength to take on the demands of a • Read More »
What is the purpose of the Joke Master? Officially: The Joke Master role gives members the opportunity to warm up the meeting with humor The JM explains to visitors and guests what a joke-master does Crafts jokes to coincide with the meeting Theme “Mindset” Experience how and when to insert humor into meetings Tell a • Read More »
“Religious freedom prevents the cultural majority from using the power of the state to impose their beliefs on others. This protects everyone—religious and nonreligious alike—from the government becoming so powerful that it can tell people what to think and how to act. Conscience is the individual’s most sacred right.” Freedom of conscience
Why Old People are Not Allowed on TV Game Shows “It is up to you to define.” says Growth to Chaos. Who, other than Chaos could seek and examine with unfettered curiosity to gather the information necessary for Control and Growth to ultimately determine at what age(s) ages start aging and when aging or end • Read More »
We just brought into our life an electric staple gun. A gift….but why? We rarely have an opportunity these days to staple two pieces of paper together so Growth and Chaos are off pondering the potential uses for an electric staple gun that do not include stapling pieces of paper together. Which is scarier? A • Read More »
Should you think us unkind for displaying the feeble attempts of a person far past his physical and mental capability trying to appear as a 40 year old. Go ahead. The Democrat Party abused his deteriorating condition ten seconds after the body hits the floor, knowing full well their intent to slip in a horrendous • Read More »
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks. The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” • Read More »
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam’. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, • Read More »
The Difference between Brown & Black bears & Grizzlies A forest park ranger holds a training session for travelers and campers how to spot and avoid wild bears as they trek across the hinterlands. “Brown bears are usually harmless.” the ranger assures. Black and brown bears avoid contact with humans. They are shy and react • Read More »
These days it takes a good surprise ending to get our outside laughter going. This is one recent lol. A skeleton walks into a bar… The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.” Rude pancakes A mother asks her two young sons what they want for breakfast. • Read More »