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Personality Mind Map

July 16, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Personality Mind Map | Filed in: Topics 4 Toastmasters.

What is Personality / Personality Quirks Everyone has peculiar personality quirks because we have unique DNA, experiences, education skills, opportunities and abilities. In order to maintain society people don’t think “alike” we think “around” with a filtered nuance that forms a basic community personality. It’s a wonder we get along at all. As you scroll • Read More »

Personality Quirks

July 16, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Personality Quirks | Filed in: Table Topics.

Personality Quirks Everyone has peculiar personality quirks because we have unique DNA, experiences, education skills, opportunities and abilities. In order to maintain society people don’t think “alike” we think “around” with a filtered nuance that forms a basic community personality. It’s a wonder we get along at all. It’s the nuances that violate the somewhat • Read More »

Mother’s Day

May 8, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Mother’s Day | Filed in: Discussion, Posts & Pontifications.

We have children. We are a Mother…not a chest feeder, not a birth person…a Mother. We hear some over-thinkers intend to remove this moniker from American/English language lexicon in favor of some general, generic human function such as “birth person.” We understand this is to be sensitive to those who are not biologically females but • Read More »

Mr. Magnificence Master Prestidigitator

May 7, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Mr. Magnificence Master Prestidigitator | Filed in: Jokes.

A luxury cruise ship was traveling through icy, cold Northern waters when suddenly the rudder stopped and the ship lost all steering. The captain realized they were in direct trajectory of a huge iceberg about half-a-mile ahead and the ship was in trouble. He ordered the Exec Officer to get tonight’s Magic act on stage • Read More »

Cursed is the Leader…

April 30, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Cursed is the Leader… | Filed in: Jokes.

In the great desert lived a tribe of nomads. These nomads believed that a man’s strength and courage came from his beard. Bennie, tribal leader wore a magnificent beard and enjoyed his command over his people for many years. However, after so many years of leading the the tribe in the hot and dusty desert • Read More »

And Speaking of Jokes for Meetings…

April 30, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on And Speaking of Jokes for Meetings… | Filed in: Jokes.

Some of these jokes I have found on the Internet and re-wrote to suit my taste. Others are jokes and funny stories I have written.  More jokes to come… Make it personal. Don’t limit yourself to pre-written jokes from the internet, books or old magazines.  Think of humorous incidents that you’ve seen, heard or happened • Read More »

Halloween Humor

April 30, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Halloween Humor | Filed in: Theory Of Pat.

Hocus-Pocus Jokus Halloween Jokes What could be more fun on Halloween night than to tell funny, punny jokes to torment all those terrified strangers and neighbors who give out candy and treats to visiting witches, warlocks and werewolves. Ok, I can think of at least several things, but these are good, clean and harmless jokes • Read More »

Philosophical Funnies

April 30, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Philosophical Funnies | Filed in: Jokes.

Philosophical Funnies Socrates, Plato and Aristotle walked into a bar. Socrates asked the bartender, “Will you tell us of your meager life as a servant? Bartender answers “It’s hard work, but I can laugh out loud, with gusto and never worry about consideration.” Plato said, “Thank you for your service.” Aristotle expressed surprised. God and • Read More »

Robots to Serve Man

April 30, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Robots to Serve Man | Filed in: Theory Of Pat.

You never know when or where the funny bone will strike, so keep your notebook close and pen handy.  This joke occurred to me while watching Rise of the Robots on Netflix. notice the effect of the 3-part speech or triangle applies to all types of story, speech, story, tale any topic, especially a good joke. • Read More »

Next 3 Years Will be Priceless

April 30, 2021 | By pkelley | Comments Off on Next 3 Years Will be Priceless | Filed in: Discussion.

U.S. Senator Tim Scott proclaimed “America is not a racist country” and the Left-wing went absolutely wild. This morning I listened to a white, Progressive New Yorker female actress/opinion pundit explain to Tim Scott, an African descent American, how sadly mistaken his experiences on racism in America have been. Oh we do so look forward • Read More »