Gabby’s Demise

March 18, 2021 | By pkelley | Filed in: Discussion.

People who use big words just want to make themselves look perspicacious.

We heard about the Recall Governor Newsom and fairly fell off our seat with glee.  Were do we sign we shouted in unison!

Oh how we had longed for relief from his daily Covid19 rants, his Global Warming rants, his exquisite tastes for enjoying privilege, power and excess opulence while his subjects huddle in shivering masses and excuses therein.

Who can quite forget the bitter scolding we great unwashed received for ruining a quiet night out at the most expensive restaurant/club in the valley, but no matter…”We’re all human, we all fall short sometimes… It was an early dinner”

All fun and games, however, our horror began the first time we ever heard him speak.

He’s a good looking man in a creepy sort of way and all rumors set him straight for presidency.

What a coo for Aunt Nancy would that be…but alas, he’s got 14 out of the 15 most irritating voice patterns known to human kind.

One money-saving benefit being is one plays his speeches at high speed they scare away rodents, possums and skunks as well.

By the second radio speech we were clearing our eardrums out with raspy files just to cure the headache.

These days the pandering putz seems to be on the march to besmirch 2 million recall signers and lay the true cause for his impending demise at the feet of the boggie-man…any one who begs to differ with the Democrat Party.

He feeds his corpulent ego with tales of Q-Anon, White Supremacy, Republicans, Anti-Vaxers, Denisovans…you know high society’s undesirables, the Basket of Deplorables.

Control fairly resents it when we are placed in the Basket of Deplorables.

It’s the principle of the thing and with Control being all about rules, principles, borders, limits to be labeled “Deplorable” is rather deplorable.

The interesting thing about Hillery Clinton is how she could be so full of herself to label anyone deplorable.  That’s like being in a hole and kicking up.

Let us know if this parable makes it any clearer

Politicians are walking through the Washington D.C.

when they come across a large hole.
It’s so deep that they can’t see the bottom. One politician goes looking for something to throw down the hole hoping to see how deep it is.
He finds a heavy iron bust of Bill Clinton near by and throws it down the hole.
The hole is so deep they never hear it hit the bottom.
Suddenly, they hear what sounds like a schrieking banshee and Hillary Clinton flies past them and falls screaming right into the hole.
A few seconds later, they hear Bill Clinton hollering out for his mate.  “Hildabeast!, oh Hindabeast!”  he cries.
He sees the two politicians and asks if they had seen his Hildabeast.
“Yeah”, they say, “She ran right passed us at like 80 miles and hour and jumped right into this hole!”
“That’s impossible, said Clinton, “She chained herself to my big ol iron bust!”
Still don’t get it?
Back to Gabby.
Aug 25, 2020: No vote of confidence for Gabby Nuisance or crony politics. You do know ca is still spending billions per day on the bull_shit train?

Nov 3, 2020:

Posted on Armstrong and Getty Fan Page

1. Sprinkle Fleishmen Index level 25 words often to give illusion of intelligence. EG: Gabby Newsom. Source: Thesaurus

2. Post South Park videos liberally
3. Discuss Deep Thoat (the movie) and how it contributed to the decay of civilized society but not in a bad way.
4. Post historical videos of 1950’s Friars Club Comedy Roasts.
5. Discuss George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Liza Lampanelli, Mario Cantone, Dick Gregory..the early years.
6. Post fart videos
7. Seriously discuss your trans-cat and philosophize the abberent psychosis of a callous veterinarian who uses ‘he’ and ‘she’ instead of the preferred ‘theowgjhrffft.’
8. Discuss historic feminists: Mae West, Gypsy Rose Lee, Mom’s Mably
9. Play Monty Python videos
10. Explain, somehow that the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights gives “We the Peeps” the right to destroy the very thing that frees us.
Nov 26, 2020: Someone should make a study on which politicians use the most weasel words. Gabby Newsome is my first nominee.
Dec 20, 2020 Gabby Newsence, a most skilled word-salad producer.
Ya, we know it’s over but print out anyway to enjoy reliving the fun.
More later…but out of tune violin much there Gabby?

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