Woodpeckers & Mediapeckers

November 11, 2020 | By pkelley | Filed in: Posts & Pontifications.

When we think of syndicated media these days we envision flocks of nasty tempered woodpeckers.

Similarities astound:

Like syndicated media, woodpeckers fun to watch but while woodpeckers simply destroy your home and property
Syndicated media causes brain damage … too…

Wood peckers nest in your physical housing structures.
The media nests in your spiritual housing structure.

Woodpeckers drill into sections of a structure to find bees, ants or termites.
Syndicated media pounds the brain to seek out any sweet, tasty morsel of doubt, naiveté and gullibility.

Woodpeckers peck to communicate with other woodpeckers through the media of wood and metal.
Syndicated media pecks to communicate with other syndicated media peckers through every orifice that sends their BS into the brain

Woodpeckers can’t find food by pounding on metal, they pound on metal because it’s fun to make loud noises.
Syndicated media can’t find morsels of gullibility when an individual is Mindful of the BS, syndicated media pounds the brain for fun and entertainment

Woodpeckers are a protected species and important to the ecosystem.
Syndicated media,, sadly the same.

However feel free to use the following allegorical analogy to rid yourself from annoying little peckers.

Three Ways to Get Rid of Woodpeckers

  1. Remove and Change the Food Source
  2. Frighten the Woodpeckers Away
  3. Prevent Woodpeckers from Returning



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