Four Expectant Fathers

May 1, 2020 | By pkelley | Filed in: Jokes 4 Meetings.

Four expectant Fathers are gathered in the waiting room of the hospital.

A nurse goes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations! You have twins.”

“That’s amazing,” he responds “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A few minutes later the nurse emerges and tells the second man, “Congratulations! You have triplets!”

“What a coincidence,” answers the second Daddy. “I work for 3M!”

Soon, the the nurse reappears to inform the third man, “Congratulations! You have quadruplets!”

“That’s awesome,” he answers the third Daddy. “I work for a four star hotel!”

The fourth man slouched down in his chair and fainted straight away.

“What’s wrong with him?” one of the Fathers asked.

The nurse responded, I don’t know but I heard he works for 7-Up


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