Betty writes romantic prose to Bob to send to his smart phone.

Entitled, What Are You Doing?
If you are sleeping? Send me a dream
If you are laughing, Send me a smile
If you are eating, Send me a bite
If you are drinking, Send me a sip
If you are lonely, Send me a sign
If you are crying, Send me your tears
I love you
Bob texts back:
āIām in the bathroom, please advise.ā
Tags: Betty & Bob